What is DeadLock

Quite interesting how people think!!!!!!!
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Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: I have work for a week, so you need
not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets
spend the week together.

Grandpa(the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am
spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend
that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss
has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend
this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my
teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I
can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this
week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.

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Difference between appraisal and resignation

A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss "what is the meaning of appraisal?"

Boss: "Do you know the meaning of resignation? "

Trainee: "Yes I do"

Boss: "So let me make you understand what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation"

Comparison study: Appraisal and Resignation


Appraisal : In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.
Resignation : In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.

Appraisal : In appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike.
Resignation : In resignation you can easily demand (or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike.

Appraisal : During appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn't meet the expectation, you don't have leadership qualities, and you had several drawbacks in our objective/goal.
Resignation : During resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can you go, you have to take the project in shoulder and lead your juniors to success.

Appraisal : There is 90% chance for not getting any significant incentives after appraisal.
Resignation : There is 90% chance of getting immediate hike after you put the resignation.


Trainee: "Yes boss enough, now I understood my future. For an appraisal I will have to resign .... !!!"

WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR!!

WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR!!

"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves"

Bon anniversaire - Prasad

Le copain, nous avons été par beaucoup ensemble, les temps bons et mauvais. Mais vous me souteniez toujours et quelquefois vous étiez tout ce que j'avais. Vous avez fait beaucoup pour moi et tous ces temps j'ai été triste vous vous êtes trouvés présent pour me tirer par. Nous sommes vraiment venus loin dans cette amitié que nous avons faite. Vous me voulez dire beaucoup mon ami. J'ai vraiment fait tout le possible pour rester là. Vous pouvez compter sur moi toujours...

J'espère que notre amitié ne se fane pas, mon ami.

Bon anniversaire

Award winnig creations

I came across these photos online...
Poverty
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Fever...

Never know how much I love you.
Never know how much I care.
When you put your arms around me.
I get a fever that’s so hard to bear…

I read above lines somewhere in a book. Cud n't recollect the author or the book name. Yeah its true.

Check your Provident Fund details online

Few months back i joined a new company. Previously i was working for an organisation for nearly 3+ years. Generally when you leave and join another company, Provident fund amount can be transferred from the old company to the new company or withdraw it. In case of withdrawl, it will take a minimum period of 3 months.

Once the previous employer submit the PF form to the regional PF office, you can track the status of your application, online. I searched over the web and found few details. Thought it will be useful to others.

You can find the Provident Fund office locations at http://www.epfindia.com/epfo_directory.htm.

To find the Status of the PF amount visit : http://www.epfochennai.tn.nic.in/tnepf/loginnew.aspx.

Enter the necessary details like locality of the office, establishment code and employee number, to know the status of your PF account.

For example if your PF account number is TN/MS/12345/12

TN/MS denotes Regional PF Commissioner's office of Chennai, Tamilnadu

12345 is the code number/account Number allocated to your employer by the EPF organisation.
12 is your serial number (Employee no).

All of them put topgether becomes your account Number.

NOTE: This website is for Chennai, Tamilnadu. There should be a relevant website for each state and city. Please search google for information.

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